"You should talk to your dad about contraception...
Then you can blog about it."

It freaks me out that everyone has a look a like....
Too bad my one is my father.

"I like woman porn."

" We should all become Jesus! "

Mr Gardner - "Canada had something the rest of the world's going to want..."
Kristin - "Moose!"

"I'm glad my brother deleted it when he did because that was when I started skipping dinner just to play with my computer family... and took pleasure in watching them burn and mysteriously turn into urns."